Only 1% of gamers can get the secret ending...
This is my review:
Overall score: 8/10
Graphics: 8/10 (Just look at it)
Controls: 9/10 (The 2nd part of the game had very unique controls that give it a welcome challenge)
Plot: 10/10 (When you actually think about it the joke seems like too much of a coincidence, the writers had to have done it on purpose, yes I am a dumbkopf for needing the joke explained to me)
Overall Epicness: 7/10 (This game does perfectly what it sets out to do but it is not grand in scale like some other joecapo.itch.io classics, this is not a bad thing but I need an excuse to rank it lower than stuff like KKC or Shrek's Wunderland)